Quotes

"Beauty is only a lightswitch away."

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"He's so accidentally cool" - Happy Feet

"There were incidents of public displays of happiness" - News

"Did you get heartburn from unfamiliar words of praises" - Orthros no Inu

"A sudden overflow of stupidity" - Star Golbin Bell

"Like an empty hospital, I'm out of patience" - Epik High

"A-G-L-E-T we're gonna tie the world together" - Phineas and Ferb

Lee Seung Gi: How do you spell television in english?
MC Mong: TV.

"i have a bad case of dark circles. so when i erase my make up, it looks like i have sunglasses on." - Kim Hyun Joong

"i heard some people got swept away from your saliva while you were sleeping at school." - sang sang plus

"You know, it's like incest to 'fuck yourself' over." - [e]

"Yeah, I heard your album get your junk out my ear,
Congrats, you're the dumbfuck of the year" - epik high

Chemists do it periodically on a table.
Crossword players do it horizontally and vertically.
Domino's does it in 30 minutes or less.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Computer nerds just simulate it.
Scientists discovered it.
Composers leave it unfinished.
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions.
Old musicians don't die - they just decompose.
Politicians do it to everyone.

"take flight like a bird
i'm all up inside your head like a fucking bird
and i drop a turd
the flyest shit you have ever heard" - tablo

"im presidential when im flow
yo it aint hard to tell i barack this show obama self" - tablo

"dead man found in graveyard" - failblog

"what rhymes with orange?
chuck norris"

"i know we facin' a recession, but the music ya'll makin gonna make it the great depression" - jayz

"even when i sleep, i dress kind of cool" - jgs

"have you seen a really tall person with a lot of teeth?" - wy (wb)
"then have you seen a person that's really short and looks like he came from seattle?" - wy (wb)

"i take my heart out of my chest, i just don't need it anymore" - tegan and sara

he's a sad, sad bunny, a sad, sad, sad ,sad bunny....

i live for glitter, not you - mika

accio phone number ;]

he's like a walking talking poke in the eye - arthur