Dumbasses.

if you want to sound like you know what you're talking about... don't raise your hand and start off saying, "well, in actual fact... maybe probably..." and then give some statistic.

emotional overload.
mostly angry.

i'm breaking my own rules. i'm listening to music while studying.

Overheard at SFU

EDIT: hooked on a new drama .___. it has everything i usually hate about dramas
1) it's taiwanese
2) there's a jealous girl
3) girl is poor
4) guy is rich
5) guy bullys girl
6) guy starts to like girl
7) girl see's that he's kindhearted
8) someone always gets sick (in this case he loses his memory)
9) they always talk in their head to emphasize a fact -______-

BUT WHY AM I SO ADDICTED? T_T [/EDIT]

So funny... it's a facebook group that i can't figure out how to join, here are some golden quotes:

"a few weeks ago an asian guy comes into the ifc with the biggest smile on his face, he says hi to his friend and waits anxiously till his friend says wats up, and when he does , he goes all load MY SISTER HAD SWINE!!!. the other guy didn know how to react to that"

"while sitting in the mackenzie this afternoon studying, i overheard a girl talking on her cell phone: "The only thing that scares me about him is our kids would be really ugly""

"poor distraught boy in Student Central:
Umm excuse me, my transcript says I'm a female......can I change that?"

"Overheard in the AQ *Guy sneezes* "Man you shouldn't sneeze, it kills your brain cells. That's why I don't sneeze.""

While writing BUS 272 midterm, day lecture, student beside is ESL and asks one of the TAs.. "what is calgary?"
TA: "calgary... uhh it's a province, like british columbia"

Years ago under previous catering management at MacKenzie Caf:
Customer at burger area: "what's the difference between the chicken burger and the deluxe chicken burger"
server: "The deluxe chicken burger is made from real chicken"

Guy & girl looking at their midterm grades on webct..
Girl: "Wow, I didn't do so bad! It's out of 50 right?"
Guy: "No that's your percentage..."
Girl: "Oh sh**"

Kid interrupting lecture: "Um excuse me - wouldn't that colon be better off replaced with a semicolon"
Prof: "..."
Prof: "Anyway,"

student to prof after argument over something in class
student "you're a fatass"
prof "i might be fat, but i can loose weight. You're just ugly, what are u gonna do?"

sorry for pulling all these old videos i've shown you guys already but they're my favourites :D

Taylor Swift

during econ, trying to do crossword puzzles:

-i point at the clue "Ark Builder"-
me: JESUS?
him: Hahaha, no, it's Joan.

>____________________________>;;

THIS IS SO FUNNY. IF YOU REPLAY IT, IT'S EVEN FUNNIER, AND IF YOU WEAR GLASSES THIS VIDEO MIGHT FOG THEM AND TEAR YOU UP XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGth7aSd0EM&feature=player_embedded

Forgot...

i forgot what i was gonna blog, it might've been....

1) i guess it was my fault when i called in sick, cause i said, "i don't want to come in cause i'm sick and i don't want to get anybody else sick"... they said i said it wrong and that i should've used the word "can't"... but if i said "because i'm sick", doesn't that already make sense? -____-;;

and when i said "didn't want to come in" they thought i was giving them attitude -___-

2) sigh~ i ate some tylenol... didn't prefer that so i ate some chinese medicine instead :D! yum, when i looked at the ingredients, one of the items were "semen armeniacae" and im thinking.... i guess that's what makes the syrup so... fluid and thick... LOL, turns out to be some kind of apricot extract :D!

EDIT: HERE'S A VID RECOMMENDED BY TRA :D!

Cold and Sweaty

VOLUNTEER WAS GREAT! i met up with sebna like half an hour late :D we got to the place and started building. we said we'd work from 10-2 but ended up doing... 1030-1 xD... nearing the end, we were so damn tired.

then we went to best buy to buy cheap games. then we went to shop at metrotown. then we bought food and sweets for halloween. watched himym. talked. ya.

i slept right after. i was freaking cold. i had a shirt and my big jacket and sweats to go to sleep in layered with three blankets and a scarf. i remember waking up in the middle of the night shivering cold... it felt so weird cause the house heater was on and my body would spazz cause it was so cold. then when i woke up again and the heater was on again, i was so freaking hot. i was sweating every where.

i still had to go to work. man, i need to rant about this.
so bitchy about everything, seriously.

there was only one other cashier for the night if i didnt go. i called in HOURS before my shift started so you can call someone to come in. it's my responsibility to schedule the day off? IF YOU ASK ME, I CALLED AN HOUR BEFORE THE STORE OPENS cause i know people are there an hour earlier to set up, how is THAT not responsible when my shift is like in four hours? DUDE, I GOT SICK LAST NIGHT. and when i asked you WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME WHEN PPL GET SICK LIKE THE DAY BEFORE THEIR SHIFT you didnt give me a straight up answer and said it's STILL MY RESPONSIBILTY? you sounded like you were trying to guilt me saying i wasn't a team member. god. did you see my eyes? they were red the WHOLE ENTIRE SHIFT. NO, YOU DIDNT, CAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH SEEING ME. THE OTHER CASHIERS DID. you didn't care i had a slight fever? fine, no one can blame me if the other cashiers get sick cause i talked to them... i talked to them A LOT.

AND IT'S SO UNFAIR on the days im not scheduled you guys STILL CALL ME? ISNT THAT A BIT HYPOCRITICAL? TODAY, THERE WERE FOUR CASHIERS AT ONE POINT. grrr....

i never get tired of this commercial :D!